Sunday, August 30, 2009

A note to....

My rear-end:

Dear Rear-end,

You seem to have already forgotten the lecture I gave you at the beginning of this pregnancy. I thought I would write you a note to remind you. You do not need to grow during pregnancy. The baby is NOT, I repeat, NOT growing inside of you, rear-end. He is growing in my uterus...on the complete OPPOSITE side of my body. Therefore, it is my belly's job to grow larger. It is NOT your job to pack on the pounds with every passing day. There is no need to "even out" the weight distribution between the front and back side of my body. Please (oh pretty pretty please) stop this nonsense.

Much Appreciated,
Amber

5 comments:

Tricia said...

Too funny, Amber.

Goldstein Family said...

You are too funny! I can relate sister!

Angela said...

That's funny....the way I looked when I was pregers, I thought my rear-end was where I was carrying the babies. Huh....Learn something new everyday!

Angie said...

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?
Buy a pair of Juicy sweatpants!
I'm sure you look wonderful. I wish I could see you in person to tell you that.

J said...

So FUNNY!!!

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I am a sinner who has been chosen by God and redeemed by the death and resurrection of his son Jesus. I am a full-time wife and mom, though I hope to someday return to my job as an SLP. I love photography, coffee, reading, and adoption. I hate to clean, but sometimes do it anyway!
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