Sunday, August 30, 2009
A note to....
My rear-end:
Dear Rear-end,
You seem to have already forgotten the lecture I gave you at the beginning of this pregnancy. I thought I would write you a note to remind you. You do not need to grow during pregnancy. The baby is NOT, I repeat, NOT growing inside of you, rear-end. He is growing in my uterus...on the complete OPPOSITE side of my body. Therefore, it is my belly's job to grow larger. It is NOT your job to pack on the pounds with every passing day. There is no need to "even out" the weight distribution between the front and back side of my body. Please (oh pretty pretty please) stop this nonsense.
Much Appreciated,
Amber
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5 comments:
Too funny, Amber.
You are too funny! I can relate sister!
That's funny....the way I looked when I was pregers, I thought my rear-end was where I was carrying the babies. Huh....Learn something new everyday!
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?
Buy a pair of Juicy sweatpants!
I'm sure you look wonderful. I wish I could see you in person to tell you that.
So FUNNY!!!